Pirates?

Recent events have focused on pirates plying their dangerous trade off the coasts of far-away lawless lands. Little is said, though, about local pirates who struggle to survive these hard economic times. What should we be doing to help local pirates?

Oh, do you remember Errol Flynn, honey? He was something.
Vy
My heart really goes out to their wenches.
Anne Bonney
I want a Pirate Stimulus Package, if you know what I mean. Artie Argh.
Nancy