Bingo Players Hold Intellectual Edge -- says misquoted researchers:
Misquoted Researchers at the University of Calgary confirm intellectual edge bingo players have over the population in general. Their studies demonstrated that the brain cells of bingo players swell as each numbered ball is called. This increase in brain mass equates to the overall trend of bingo players scoring higher than the general population on multi-tasking tests involving markers, paper, and little jade buddhas.
Harvard behaviorists David May reserved comment until the Calgary report is published next month in peer-review journals. May did concede that "if it's on the Internet, it's probably true".
See http://hdl.handle.net/1880/344 to get all the must-be-true facts.