I hate this game, but I can't stop lovin' it
Face it: Bingo is a rough and tumble sport, a take-no-prisoners form of social aggression that pits pal against pal. Daughters vs. their Mothers; Mothers vs. muthers -- it's you against the world. But you're not a wimp. You play.
You sit there looking cool, waiting for one number. Just one. You wait -- barely breathing. Then you're best buddy calls bingo -- and that's the last thing you remember!!
Shock, disbelief, giddiness, depression -- all sure signs of BSD - Bingo Stress Disorder. More often than not, these reactions fade, are forgotten, and present little need for alarm.
When all these reactions are combined, though, "Happy Bingo Rage" ensues.
Oh the humanity
